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Topics: Pothead Quotes

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But thats my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But thats my...

When does cpr become necrophilia?

When does cpr become necrophilia?

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and...

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont...

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs.

I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs.

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and...

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs,...

Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs,...