You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Quote by Stephen King

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American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the...

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart wants what the heart...

The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart wants what the heart...

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that...

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that...

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to...

No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to...

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they...

...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they...

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I...

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I...

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your...

Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your...

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.