The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.

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I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.