I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then,...

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of...

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of...

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in...

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily...

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily...