If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

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The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so...

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so...

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's free therapy.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.