Growing old is not growing up.

Quote by Douglas Horton

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Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's free therapy.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

I refuse to be with you and be forgotten. After all, i'm used to being...

I refuse to be with you and be forgotten. After all, i'm used to being...

Just because one person doesnt seem to care for you, doesnt mean you should forget...

Just because one person doesnt seem to care for you, doesnt mean you should forget...

Hey, remember me? We were bestfriends when you were single.

Hey, remember me? We were bestfriends when you were single.