First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

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Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

Growing old is not growing up.

Growing old is not growing up.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for...

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for...

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was...

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was...

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's free therapy.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...