The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

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It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts...

Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts...

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't...

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't...

I don't care if the Bible says it. It's wrong. It's wrong to divide people...

I don't care if the Bible says it. It's wrong. It's wrong to divide people...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time...

I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time...

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society...

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society...

Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.

Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.

I've never been with men, ever. . . I'm gay-blooded.

I've never been with men, ever. . . I'm gay-blooded.

If a church offers no truth that is not available in the general culture -...

If a church offers no truth that is not available in the general culture -...

I don't think homosexuality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice,...

I don't think homosexuality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice,...

Being an American is about having the right to be who you are. Sometimes that...

Being an American is about having the right to be who you are. Sometimes that...

'Gay panic' is insidious. It is corrupt because it appeals to a public that is...

'Gay panic' is insidious. It is corrupt because it appeals to a public that is...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...