Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.