His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things...

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things...

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors

Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors

Sometimes a neighbor whom we have disliked a lifetime for his arrogance and conceit lets...

Sometimes a neighbor whom we have disliked a lifetime for his arrogance and conceit lets...

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great...

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace

I have also learned why people work so hard to succeed: It is because they...

I have also learned why people work so hard to succeed: It is because they...

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than...

The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than...

We all have, that one creepy neighbor that never comes out of their house.

We all have, that one creepy neighbor that never comes out of their house.