There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

Quote by Al Goldstein

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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

The true success is the person who invented himself.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully,...

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully,...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...