I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Quote by David Niven

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and...

The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and...

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker...

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker...

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly...

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly...

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll...

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll...

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an...

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an...

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be...

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be...

Malta is a sod of a place.

Malta is a sod of a place.