Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

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Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

A woman remembers.

A woman remembers.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...

Damn that mother Chucker!

Damn that mother Chucker!

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...