I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

I'm an F-18, bro.

I'm an F-18, bro.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

I'm bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning.

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...