That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

Quote by Charlie Chaplin

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We might as well die as to go on living like this.

We might as well die as to go on living like this.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby...

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby...

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to...

We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to...

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

I am for people. I can't help it.I am for people. I can't help it.

I am for people. I can't help it.I am for people. I can't help it.

The glamour of it all! New York! America!

The glamour of it all! New York! America!

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from...

The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from...

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ...

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ...

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

We think too much and feel too little.

We think too much and feel too little.

Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is...

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is...