People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

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I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...

I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value