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America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really...

America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the...

Higher education cant be a luxury, its an economic imperative that every family in America...

Higher education cant be a luxury, its an economic imperative that every family in America...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

A fully functional multiracial society cannot be achieved without a sense of history and open,...

A fully functional multiracial society cannot be achieved without a sense of history and open,...

In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun...

In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun...

America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.

America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.

When youre in the thick of the fight, you rise or fall as one unit,...

When youre in the thick of the fight, you rise or fall as one unit,...

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

Our purpose now is to reclaim democracy itself. We are here to affirm that when...

Our purpose now is to reclaim democracy itself. We are here to affirm that when...

Also a portion of my sales go directly to Greenpeace.

Also a portion of my sales go directly to Greenpeace.

Curiosity can lead you to bigger and better things. Columbus found America by accident.

Curiosity can lead you to bigger and better things. Columbus found America by accident.

This is my home. Home is where the disease is. As long as I stay...

This is my home. Home is where the disease is. As long as I stay...