After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

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Tell Lucien I said fuck it Im tearing holes in my budget. Bag her like...

Tell Lucien I said fuck it Im tearing holes in my budget. Bag her like...

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then...

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then...

A billion here, a billion there...sooner or later it adds up to real money

A billion here, a billion there...sooner or later it adds up to real money

And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we...

And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we...

Even when you have a big budget, you can't just shoot everything.

Even when you have a big budget, you can't just shoot everything.

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in...

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in...

A low budget is uncomfortable.

A low budget is uncomfortable.

You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a...

You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

So many directors are solely focused on their own success in Hollywood and multimillion dollar...

So many directors are solely focused on their own success in Hollywood and multimillion dollar...

When people see the budget, they're going to say, 'Oh, my God, I wanted a...

When people see the budget, they're going to say, 'Oh, my God, I wanted a...

The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.

The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

Of all tasks of government the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence.

Of all tasks of government the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence.

Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they...

Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they...

I dont know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere...

I dont know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere...