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You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's...

You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's...

Every state funeral that shines is on its decline

Every state funeral that shines is on its decline

I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending...

I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending...

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Fascism is a religious concept

Fascism is a religious concept

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

He would make a lovely corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours

If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that Congress was the...

To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that Congress was the...

Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism

Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism

Funeral by funeral, theory advances

Funeral by funeral, theory advances

The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the...

The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the...

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral

A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor

A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor

When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated...

When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated...

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

Let the beauty we love be what we do. There are hundreds of ways to...

Let the beauty we love be what we do. There are hundreds of ways to...