I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.

Quote by Alan Alda

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It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not...

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

I've never tried to manipulate my image.

I've never tried to manipulate my image.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...