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The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.

The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the...

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the...

Advising is easier than helping

Advising is easier than helping

Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.

Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...

Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she...

Generally speaking, when a woman offers unsolicited advice or tries to help a man, she...

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old...

And the king answered them roughly; and king Rehoboam forsook the counsel of the old...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

The devotees of the Lord have the Wealth and Capital of the Lord; with Guru's...

The devotees of the Lord have the Wealth and Capital of the Lord; with Guru's...

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port.

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port.

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get,...

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

You don't want to get the same kind of advice from everyone on your board.

You don't want to get the same kind of advice from everyone on your board.

We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me...

We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me...

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a...

I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a...