Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to...

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

The Indian way of life provides the vision of the natural, real way of life....

The Indian way of life provides the vision of the natural, real way of life....

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

A lifetime of happiness? No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

A lifetime of happiness? No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions...

What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions...

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.

The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.

First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity.

First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity.

Syllables govern the world.

Syllables govern the world.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is...

As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is...

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to...

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to...

Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have...

All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have...

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are...

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are...

Property is organized robbery.

Property is organized robbery.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...