You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

Quote by Anne Lamott

Topics: Funny Quotes, God Quotes, Hate Quotes, Reality Quotes

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets...

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets...

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and...

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and...

We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict...

We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a...

I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats...

When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats...