There are no friends at cards or world politics.

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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the...

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the...

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if...

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if...

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money...

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money...

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is...

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is...

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the...

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the...

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of...

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of...

Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

Trust everybody, but cut the cards

Trust everybody, but cut the cards

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified...

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...