Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.

Quote by Hank Moody

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You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says...

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

I love women. I have all their albums.

I love women. I have all their albums.

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up...

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.