I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat
His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be
All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the...
Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...
The only real people are the people who never existed
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They...
Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that...
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.
A red rose is not selfish because it wants to be a red rose. It...
Nature is always behind the age
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the...
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...
I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...
Moral sentences appear ostentatious and tumid, when they have no greater occasions than the journey...