Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year

Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year

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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

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When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

Things I love about winter spend the winter holidays with you

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Things I love about winter spend the winter holidays with you

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

I want snow this Christmas!

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I want snow this Christmas!

Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

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May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

Wishing you Magic this Christmas

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Wishing you Magic this Christmas

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...