If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Quote by Abraham Lincoln

Topics: Funny Quotes, Putdowns Quotes

All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.

All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.

He who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.

He who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.

Military glory--that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood--that serpents eye, that charms to...

Military glory--that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood--that serpents eye, that charms to...

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me...

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me...

I fear you do not fully comprehend the danger of abridging the liberties of the...

I fear you do not fully comprehend the danger of abridging the liberties of the...

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

The severest justice may not always be the best policy

The severest justice may not always be the best policy

Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.

Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to...

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to...

Our strife pertains to ourselves - to the passing generations of men; and it can...

Our strife pertains to ourselves - to the passing generations of men; and it can...

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I...

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I...

I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was...

I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was...

People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.

He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence...

He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'