Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!

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All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

Always let your conscience be your guide. -The Blue Fairy

Always let your conscience be your guide. -The Blue Fairy

That's the difference between movies and real life. In real life, you don't always get...

That's the difference between movies and real life. In real life, you don't always get...

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

Boy, have you got your lions crossed.

Boy, have you got your lions crossed.

You've got a playdate with destiny. -Lotso

You've got a playdate with destiny. -Lotso

Heigh ho, heigh ho! It's off to work we go.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! It's off to work we go.

Ooooh Miss Laaaady...

Ooooh Miss Laaaady...

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

I think I swallowed a bug!

I think I swallowed a bug!

I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all through despair and hope, through...

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all through despair and hope, through...

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.

I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.

Sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain.

Sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain.

Fish are friends, not food!

Fish are friends, not food!

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.