Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Quote by Ben Hogan

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I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Why Don't you aim more to the right?

Why Don't you aim more to the right?

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of...

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of...

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...