A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

Quote by Raymond Duncan

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If the speaker won't boil it down, the audience must sweat it out.

If the speaker won't boil it down, the audience must sweat it out.

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

Watched her build a web all summer?

Watched her build a web all summer?

I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this...

I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this...

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and...

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and...

If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.

If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.

Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer.

Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer.

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and...

Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and...

White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House...

White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House...

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home...

Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home...

I'm generally pessimistic about the dumbing down of America - especially with summer movies.

I'm generally pessimistic about the dumbing down of America - especially with summer movies.

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn...

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn...

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have...

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have...

Brevity and conciseness are the parents of correction.

Brevity and conciseness are the parents of correction.

Children learn to smile from their parents.

Children learn to smile from their parents.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.