I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

Quote by Jeanne Calment

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Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I'm not afraid of anything.

I'm not afraid of anything.

All babies are beautiful.

All babies are beautiful.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I think I will die laughing.

I think I will die laughing.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust...

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust...

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I didn't like mundane life.

I didn't like mundane life.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

I wait for death and journalists.

I wait for death and journalists.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I'd like to go to the Moon.