Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Quote by Oliver Goldsmith

Topics: Humor Quotes, Lies Quotes, Questioning Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes, Wit Quotes, Witty Quotes

Hope is such a bait, it covers any hook.

Hope is such a bait, it covers any hook.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling...

The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling...

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as if...

The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as if...

The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded...

The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded...

To the last moment of his breath, On hope the wretch relies; And even the...

To the last moment of his breath, On hope the wretch relies; And even the...

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

They say women and music should never be dated.

They say women and music should never be dated.

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.

Where wealth accumulates, men decay.

Where wealth accumulates, men decay.

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old...

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up...

I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up...

Tenderness is a virtue.

Tenderness is a virtue.

Silence is become his mother tongue.

Silence is become his mother tongue.

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive...

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive...

Conscience is a coward, and those faults it has not strength enough to prevent it...

Conscience is a coward, and those faults it has not strength enough to prevent it...

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise...

A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise...