Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Quote by Kathy Lette

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Simplicity is a pleasant thing in children, or at any age, but it is not...

Simplicity is a pleasant thing in children, or at any age, but it is not...

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the...

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

In age after age, through all the ages, forever and ever, those who belong to...

In age after age, through all the ages, forever and ever, those who belong to...

In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor,...

In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor,...

There is a limbo of the lost through which American males of a certain age...

There is a limbo of the lost through which American males of a certain age...

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour: and...

And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour: and...

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently...

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently...

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human...

When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human...

Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of...

Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of...

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...