Life sucks, and then you die.

Quote by Jacob Black

Topics: Bad Day Quotes

Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?

Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?

I'll be there until your heart stops beating.

I'll be there until your heart stops beating.

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Its not like love at first sight, really. Its more like gravity moves. When you...

Its not like love at first sight, really. Its more like gravity moves. When you...

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A...

One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A...

I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to...

I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to...

Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.

Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.

If this is how you're gonna react, I'll freak out more often.

If this is how you're gonna react, I'll freak out more often.

Well, Im sorry I cant be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.

Well, Im sorry I cant be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.

Maybeif you werent a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of...

Maybeif you werent a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of...

There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half.

There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half.

Another legend claims that we descended from wolves and that the wolves are our brothers...

Another legend claims that we descended from wolves and that the wolves are our brothers...

I forget what its like, not having everyone know everything all the time. Having a...

I forget what its like, not having everyone know everything all the time. Having a...

Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the...

Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the...

Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might...

Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might...

Does my being half-naked bother you?

Does my being half-naked bother you?

Its awful. No privacy, no secrets. Everything youre ashamed of, laid out for everyone to...

Its awful. No privacy, no secrets. Everything youre ashamed of, laid out for everyone to...

Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.

Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.

You wont be Bella anymore. My friend wont exist. Therell be no one to forgive.

You wont be Bella anymore. My friend wont exist. Therell be no one to forgive.