The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

Quote by Jackie Gleason

Topics: Dieting Quotes

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

Your clubs.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

How sweet it is!

How sweet it is!

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.