Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

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Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.