Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

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I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.