Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

Quote by Evan Davis

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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Capitalism is founded on greed and envy

Capitalism is founded on greed and envy

I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't...

I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

What breadth, what beauty and power of human nature and development there must be in...

What breadth, what beauty and power of human nature and development there must be in...

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of...

I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of...

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses

If a woman is willing to share her problems with you, it's not to complain,...

If a woman is willing to share her problems with you, it's not to complain,...

There are three things I have always loved, and never understood - painting, music, women.

There are three things I have always loved, and never understood - painting, music, women.

Man knows so little about his fellows. In his eyes all men or women act...

Man knows so little about his fellows. In his eyes all men or women act...

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman...

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well...

There is a sacred realm of privacy for every man and woman where he makes...

There is a sacred realm of privacy for every man and woman where he makes...

When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to...

When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to...

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she...

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she...

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.