Avoid fruits and nuts; after all you are what you eat.

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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully...

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully...

The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.

The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual...

Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

Life is the game that must be played.

Life is the game that must be played.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy...

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy...

Mistakes make me human. Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But its YOU...

Mistakes make me human. Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But its YOU...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and...

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and...

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.