Laughter is contagious. Expose yourself to it regularly.

Quote by Linda Poindexter

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Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Don't cut the rope today that you're going to need to save yourself tomorrow.

Don't cut the rope today that you're going to need to save yourself tomorrow.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

By the time you get life figured out, you don't have much of it left.

By the time you get life figured out, you don't have much of it left.

In the eyes of his child, the average father is about ten feet tall.

In the eyes of his child, the average father is about ten feet tall.

Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.

Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.

Our life is not always the way we planned it. Sometimes it is the way...

Our life is not always the way we planned it. Sometimes it is the way...

The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.

The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.

It's not what you're worth that is important, but how much of yourself you are...

It's not what you're worth that is important, but how much of yourself you are...

Your life is like a balloon....if you never let yourself go, you will never know...

Your life is like a balloon....if you never let yourself go, you will never know...

How far would you be if doubt hadn't stopped you?

How far would you be if doubt hadn't stopped you?

Sometimes, in order to see things more clearly, you must take a step back.

Sometimes, in order to see things more clearly, you must take a step back.

Great things don't happen to those who wish for them....they happen to those who work...

Great things don't happen to those who wish for them....they happen to those who work...

Disappointment comes easily to those who expect too much.

Disappointment comes easily to those who expect too much.

Most goals are achieved, not by talent, or determination, or hard work....but by persistence.

Most goals are achieved, not by talent, or determination, or hard work....but by persistence.

How quickly we forget what we wanted in life, and settle for what we got.

How quickly we forget what we wanted in life, and settle for what we got.

Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.

$Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.$

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a...

I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a...