Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

Quote by Julia Roberts

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Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.

Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.

I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies.

I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies.

I cannot absorb living in a world where I have an Oscar for best actress...

I cannot absorb living in a world where I have an Oscar for best actress...

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't...

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't...

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would...

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would...

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even...

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even...

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I don't get angry very often. I lose my temper rarely. And when I do,...

I just want to make a point that it's not just great teachers that sometimes...

I just want to make a point that it's not just great teachers that sometimes...

You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go...

You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go...

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's...

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

And these were the heads of the house of their fathers, even Epher, and Ishi,...

And these were the heads of the house of their fathers, even Epher, and Ishi,...

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.