I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

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Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats...

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats...

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

If you're working to make the playing field fair and level, you're working for the...

If you're working to make the playing field fair and level, you're working for the...

I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her...

I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of...

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an...

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an...

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to...

Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to...

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I...

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I...

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate....

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate....

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...