I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

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If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

The more I think about this, the more like a slut I feel.

The more I think about this, the more like a slut I feel.

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out...

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out...

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to...

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to...

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by...

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats...

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats...

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts...

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts...