Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

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Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been...

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth