People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Quote by Stephen King

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French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People...

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People...

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

I work until beer oclock.

I work until beer oclock.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart wants what the heart...

The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart wants what the heart...

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

When a child is learning to write, it is extremely easy for it to hold...

When a child is learning to write, it is extremely easy for it to hold...

Habit is a second nature that destroys the first. But what is nature? Why is...

Habit is a second nature that destroys the first. But what is nature? Why is...