People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Quote by Stephen King

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I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew...

...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they...

...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they...

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

Love blinds us to faults, hatred to virtues

Love blinds us to faults, hatred to virtues

The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart wants what the heart...

The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart wants what the heart...

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

All you need to do is hold on tight...and believe.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

When asked, How do you write? I invariably answer, one word at a time.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.

What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme, but...

What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they are extreme, but...

Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these...

Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these...