If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers

Quote by Tracey Ullman

Topics: God Quotes

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber...

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber...

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers,...

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers,...

Every character I do is based on someone I know.

Every character I do is based on someone I know.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan...

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan...

I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you...

I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you...

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

It's sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.

It's sometimes shocking to find out what people really believe in.

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten...

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten...

I'm as famous as I want to be.

I'm as famous as I want to be.

I'm usually put off by performers when they get political.

I'm usually put off by performers when they get political.

I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.

I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.

I wish I could believe that one person could make a difference.

I wish I could believe that one person could make a difference.

The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like...

The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like...

It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child.

It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and...

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and...

I like infomercials.

I like infomercials.

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.

I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste,...

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste,...

There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me...

There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me...

My influences were Peter Sellers and the great British character actors.

My influences were Peter Sellers and the great British character actors.