I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Quote by Joel Rosenberg

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Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try...

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try...

I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. Legend means, basically,...

I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. Legend means, basically,...

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for...

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for...

We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.

We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.

Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

The water of the fountain ran, the swift river ran, the day ran into evening,...

The water of the fountain ran, the swift river ran, the day ran into evening,...

Nothing can happen more beautiful than death.

Nothing can happen more beautiful than death.

We all need the freedom to die noble in a life that has been unworthy...

We all need the freedom to die noble in a life that has been unworthy...

When I consider how my light is spent / Ere half my days in this...

When I consider how my light is spent / Ere half my days in this...

Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the...

Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the...

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have...

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have...

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I'm not afraid of death; but dying scares the hell out of me.

I'm not afraid of death; but dying scares the hell out of me.

Death is patiently making my mask as I sleep. Each morning I awake to discover...

Death is patiently making my mask as I sleep. Each morning I awake to discover...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

But fantasy kills imagination, pornography is death to art.

But fantasy kills imagination, pornography is death to art.

Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death...

Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death...

LIfe? LIfe? It's Death that makes life worth living for.

LIfe? LIfe? It's Death that makes life worth living for.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...