If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

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There is no Senate rule governing the proper uses of the filibuster.

There is no Senate rule governing the proper uses of the filibuster.

To have faith is to believe in truth, believe that truth confers special power on...

To have faith is to believe in truth, believe that truth confers special power on...

Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.

Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.

Many people don't give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs...

Many people don't give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs...

Today there are about 40 million retirees receiving benefits; by the time all the baby...

Today there are about 40 million retirees receiving benefits; by the time all the baby...

George W. Bush broke a mold four years ago: Even though he lost the popular...

George W. Bush broke a mold four years ago: Even though he lost the popular...

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title,...

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title,...

The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of...

The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of...

No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers...

No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers...

It makes no sense to pack an auditorium with 5,000 people and then tell them...

It makes no sense to pack an auditorium with 5,000 people and then tell them...

Every one of our greatest national treasures, our liberty, enterprise, vitality, wealth, military power, global...

Every one of our greatest national treasures, our liberty, enterprise, vitality, wealth, military power, global...

The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term...

The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term...

Sure, science involves trial and error. Scientists refine theories each day. But as they do,...

Sure, science involves trial and error. Scientists refine theories each day. But as they do,...

The United States spends more money on African aid than any nation on earth.

The United States spends more money on African aid than any nation on earth.

We believe. We believe in our destiny as a nation. We believe we have been...

We believe. We believe in our destiny as a nation. We believe we have been...

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore. There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe...

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore. There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe...

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.

Yet, it ought to be obvious that good music generally occupies a higher plane that...

Yet, it ought to be obvious that good music generally occupies a higher plane that...

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

It is a common mistake these days to politicize anything and everything, including music.

It is a common mistake these days to politicize anything and everything, including music.