Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record

Quote by Tom Masson

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Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.

I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of...

I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and...

No vice is so bad as advice.

No vice is so bad as advice.

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow...

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow...

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to...

And herein I give my advice: for this is expedient for you, who have begun...

And herein I give my advice: for this is expedient for you, who have begun...

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

We may give advice, but not the sense to use it.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the...

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the...

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. Never worry about your heart till...

I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. Never worry about your heart till...

Good advice is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so...

Good advice is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so...

Good advice is one of those injuries which a good man ought, if possible, to...

Good advice is one of those injuries which a good man ought, if possible, to...

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...

Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear...

Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear...