Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Quote by Sid Waddell

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There's only one word for that - magic darts!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you...

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you...

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.