The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Quote by Ann Landers

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Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind...

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind...

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go...

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a...

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to...

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to...

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need...

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many...

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to...

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to...

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.